Today my friend had a BBQ up Provo canyon to celebrate her birthday. Kyle announced that he loved campfires because if a man walks into a room smelling like campfire smoke, then he immediately has three more manliness points than any other man in the room.
Just so you know, in case you’re keeping track of manliness points.
It’s things like this about Kyle that make me laugh. When we were dating, he assured me that he was the most comfortable man in North America, and the third most comfortable man in the world. It’s just so outlandish that it makes me laugh.