Dear Swamp Cooler,
Thank you for being fixed. I’m glad that I don’t have to go outside and fill you up with water when I want you to blow cool air. Also thanks for cooling down most of the rooms in our house, it makes it bearable to live out here in the summer.
Now if I could make one simple request, would you please get that cool air to make it all the way to our bedroom?
Because that would be pretty spiffy.