Ruby had a poopy diaper before bedtime last night, and as she was stalling before bed she was telling me about “Poop on the butt.”
Me: Yes, well, that’s where poop usually comes from. The butt. Actually…it’s a lot more complicated than that, but that’s a good start.
Kyle: I dunno, it seems pretty straightforward, poop comes from butts.
Me: Actually, all poop was originally formed in the heart of a star…
And that is a point that you can neither argue with nor take anything seriously after. So that was the end of that.